my stars are burning bright
Damask Tumblr Themes

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

poetic:

He’s got me feeling some type of way.

poetic:

He’s got me feeling some type of way.

whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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"Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men."

- John Stoltenberg  (via youhauntyourbagofbones)
dutchster:


get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

iltriceratopoingiardino:

so che, dopo anni di tumblr, la cosa non dovrebbe stupirmi, ma il gatto salta sull’acqua.

When I bullshit my way through an interview

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!

No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

dumb-science-jokes:


asapscience:

K, we hope that Uranus stays clean too, frankly.
via Science Memes

Some would argue keeping Uranus clean is pretty important too…..

dumb-science-jokes:

asapscience:

K, we hope that Uranus stays clean too, frankly.

via Science Memes

Some would argue keeping Uranus clean is pretty important too…..

burgertv:

get it

burgertv:

get it

downtown-bambi:

queenofbeerss:

I literally can not deal with this kind of stuff

need this right now

downtown-bambi:

queenofbeerss:

I literally can not deal with this kind of stuff

need this right now