You look fantastic. What are you wearing?
He’s got me feeling some type of way.
Their friendship is perfection
"food’s ready come downst-"
"Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men."
get rich or die 9 times trying
so che, dopo anni di tumblr, la cosa non dovrebbe stupirmi, ma il gatto salta sull’acqua.
When I bullshit my way through an interview
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand
mine already does
K, we hope that Uranus stays clean too, frankly.
via Science Memes
Some would argue keeping Uranus clean is pretty important too…..